Just a quick one today but I had to comment on the hilarity of the steps that spammers take these days. It appears it has only been the last few weeks but a new technique I have noticed in my Wordpress spam has been jokes! The general content of the comments is still rubbish and they still link back to some malicious site however after the silly content is ‘here is a joke for you…’.

I must admit I haven’t enjoyed checking my spam comments as much as I have recently. Spammers, your comments arent getting through but they do deserve a good chuckle now and again. Here are a few I have had recently:

What geometric figure represents a lost parrot? A polygon – My Favourite

What goes black and white, black and white, black and white, boom? A nun falling down the stairs.

What is three feet long? A yard.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed!

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.

Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn’t? Because he was a little more on.

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!

What insect does well in school? A spelling bee.

What kind of bird can write? A penguin.

Why did the bald man put a bunny on his head? He wanted a full head of hare.

Why wouldn’t the bike move very fast?? It was too tired!!

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexics Association.

What kind of shoes do lazy people wear? Loafers.

Why did the man put wheels on his rocking chair? He wanted to rock and roll.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Where does a bird go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The survivors were marooned.